"One slap? You better pick it up if you want to be drafted in the first round..."

Reverse:

"However, in the last decade, nearly every manufacturer has produced truly outstanding vehicles that look better, perform better, are at least as reliable, and are more comfortable than a Camry. In my opinion, there is literally no excuse for buying a Camry today."

Jesus, this shit again?

Talk about a hairy landing: Shot by a missile right after takeoff, missing part of the wing, no flight controls, and the plane was on fire only to land it in a suspected mine field. These guys are the best.

How about a 747 landing on a runway just as wide as the gear and so short that the plane will never be able to take off from there?

Here is the way I see it in Detroit: I have spent 10 years of my formative life there and I can honestly say that when people think about Detroit, they are only thinking about the nearly abandoned "city". Detroit's suburbs are wonderful, clean, safe places to live and work. The only problem is, that almost all cities…

The guy had a thing for gold Cadillacs.

If you have something bad to say about the Eldorado, we are going to have a problem my friend.

Relevant:

Changing a tire while driving.

Still better than their other bills.

Do you see this watch?

Ummm... what about the great masterpiece of American Cinema? Twins. Anyone? Anyone?

*ding*

"It's better to burn out than to fade away."