1. Does anyone else think it’s weird so much attention is given to this? I think, for me, it’s just an extension of: stop being surprised that people like Trump. Everyone’s like “omg but how can Melania possibly omg” and it’s like BECAUSE SHE DOES BECAUSE TRUMP GETS WHAT HE WANTS BECAUSE WE LIVE IN HELL. Also, people…

I don’t know why I loved that movie so much when I was little. Little Drew had such a temper!

2 kids, I feel like I’ve been stuck with these songs in my head for close to 6 years now!

Perhaps?

That song works equally well to get stuck in your head after reading this.

The inner child in me is fistpumping right now... Actually so is adult me but for different reasons. Less traffic!

Keep it on personal email or something ?! How about keeping your disgusting deep thoughts to yourself and not putting them down anywhere? 😠

i’m going to re-post my reply to everyone who think these teachers’ comments are ok:

I think a basic rule of thumb for every job is that you can blow off as much steam as you want, but never put it in writing.

So expressing a desire to physically harm a child under your care and calling them fucking idiots is totes cool?

So like. Is this a good opportunity to show pics of my little brother? Yes. Yes it is.

Also, can we talk about the hypocrisy in this article? Bartlett wants owners to "improve the livelihood of those in the service industry." Well, by not tipping, Bartlett is supporting the owner's businesses (by eating the food) while simultaneously screwing over the workers (by not leaving a tip). Also. To hold China…

Thanks! I think owls are quickly overtaking cats online.

"Great, he invents the Dog Whistle and I don't have lips." Woof.

A few months ago, my husband walked outside and noticed a squirrel in a tree chewing on a the head of a dead bird. The squirrel then dropped the bird, ran down the tree, retrieved it and returned to its perch on the tree branch and nom, nom, nom.