a poor man’s tom hardy

I pooped you five times! Why don’t you answer my poops?!?

Tom Hardy awakens every primal, animalistic urge inside of me.

You are part of an ancient thing that doesn’t know what it is, and can’t.

My 2-year-old niece is pretty adorable and spunky!

I was really unhappy yesterday when I heard the cancellation news. I loved the characters and the plot. It was one of the best new shows. I wonder what will replace it.. probably a stupid reality show.

I’ll miss it.

I, and many other people I know who watched Forever, will miss it. I suspect that they knew the show wasn’t getting renewed because the last two episodes brought closure on a few plot elements.

IBM’s computer thinks in chocolate and vanilla. Sometimes what it knows is chocolate, sometimes it’s vanilla, sometimes it’s a swirl. Sometimes, though, the swirl melts; then you have to decide if there was more chocolate or more vanilla in that puddle. IBM just hired a fat kid that can tell the difference.

I feel if this article was rewrote to replace all the computer jargon with food items, I might have a better chance at understanding what I just read.

I would actually rather watch fish swim around in a barrel than watch a Nicholas Sparks movie.

Is it leek? Is it fenugreek? WHAT THE FUCK IS IT?!

Stop torturing people over the age of 30 with this fleek shit.

I love this show because it totally challenges the whole stupid notion that every single gay person is some sort of savvy, fabulous amazing person who has all the answers.

I just wanted to mention how technically impressive this episode was. The show always looks great, but there were some virtuosic tracking shots that I don't think they've attempted before. The scene where Patrick is unable to find his way out of the apartment building and Kevin is following him through the halls and…

I did this too, fresh off of 15 consecutive years being married. I basically went from my parents' house to setting up home with my husband, then when my marriage broke down I started dating another guy 6 weeks after the separation. I eventually married this second guy and had our fledgling marriage go up in a…

Noone else i talk to in real life watches this show so i have to take out all my opinions here, sorry.

I know I feel like this movie would really benefit from my boyfriend, Zefron, dancing skills