Mark Ruffalo. The end of that video when he says softly, "I love it. I hope you enjoyed it". He has now rocketed to the top of my maybe-baby-daddy list. I may now be in the throes of an honest-to-goodness throwback adolescent crush. I am LITERALLY dying. BRB, off to order a poster of him for my bedroom.

This. One year I told myself I was going to date every and anybody I wanted to and in short order found myself juggling three people at various points along the relationship spectrum. It. was. not. cute. It was fun because they all had aspects to them that I found appealing but mostly I just felt nauseated and…

I'm always amazed when I come on here and read these reviews and comments. I legit didn't watch the first season of the show based on how much it got shit on on this site. (To be fair, I think the first season was half way over by the time I heard about it. Nevertheless!) When I finally did watch- recently on one of…

She name-checked Mills&Boon, YES. I've been saying for ages that FSOG reads like poorly written M&B. I was OBSESSED with those books when I was a teenager. My mom hated that I would read them. They would disappear from my room as fast as I would acquire them. We have never discussed it to this day - but i KNOW she…

That was my face when I read that she'd read all three books. I got a sample from Kindle and was out after the first "oh wow".

How is it that I hated the shit out of the first movie but I'm STILL going to watch this? Also, why do they insist on casting hot guys who can't dance? Major side-eye Joey M., MAJOR. Side-eye.

Holy. Fucking. Shit. I have said it before on this site I think but I am not objective about this issue. I LOATHE these people. I think they should, at worst, have their kids removed from the home for child endangerment and at best, have to pay an annual fine for the strain they put on the health system. Honestly,…

I don't get this post. She probably does look tan. People of color get tanned. Are white people not allowed to say that to a POC? I'm not biracial but I tan pretty good in the summer. And I actually like the guy's response because what is this 'ethnic' business?? I HATE that term. Let me be clear, I HATE that term…

Who's the dude on the track?

Real talk, even though I can't I am legit in love with all of them. Especially the one in the back who cut the sleeves of his dress shirt. LUV HIM.

Is it weird that I want every piece of recreated Kanye's look? Maybe Kanye should create a line of women's clothing based on his OWN outfits. CALLED IT I WANT HALF

I feel so validated. I never knew anyone felt the way I did and I have hated it since I was a teenager. But whenever I would tell someone they would look at me like I was crazy. I watched the video and I think it might have something to do with the shape people's mouths make when they have to say it that makes it…

HELL-o Charlie Hunnam, yep that was exactly what I was thinking when I heard you signed up for this shenanigans. That and "well, he's off the future baby daddy list". Now that you've come back to your senses you can also come back to maybe perhaps putting some biracial buns (crossbuns? HA!) in my oven.

Hmmm.

So, are raccoons the new sloths...or the new honey badgers?

You read femme fatale? All I'm getting is some super heavy 90s references. Although I suppose this show does highlight the era-specific femme fatale look, a la the slick hair and spaghetti straps. I keep expecting to see platforms and a matte red lip on these ladies. And I'm suddenly feeling super nostalgic.

This happened to me yesterday! At a friend's house for a bbq and someone brought up the lame "well, sodom and gomorrah" and I immediately and vociferously shut it down. Just as immediately, another friend of mine started asking me if there's "something" I'd like to tell them - just like that, with air quotes. And he…

Soooooo, two days later. Is this conversation now over before it even really started ... or is everyone hanging out without me?

My cat sort of languidly waves her tail whenever I say her name or talk to her . She used to come when I called but she quickly got tired of that and now just looks at me and there goes the tail - she actually does it in her sleep too. I used to think it was special just for me but when I tried to test that theory…

Holy God, who is this?!? Is this someone off Drag Race? I seriously considered getting cable just so I would be able to watch it. I am completely sad-faced thinking of all the shenanigans I missed.