No creampies? I call shenanigans.

Am I the only one amused by the choice of music?

I wish somebody would compile a list of all the bullshit Ted Nugent has said (when did he say immigrants should be treated like indentured servants? That one got past me...) so I have a handy link to pull out whenever my Dad talks talking about how great Nugent is. Ugh. Whattttt a piece of shit.

I don't think 'fappy' means what he thinks it means.

Hideous. Amateur work.

Not that London's was much better.

Either I'm high or that cover image looks like a flying cow in the Gawker news feed thumbnail.

Or both.

I'm with Brian on this one. Language is a living, breathing, evolving thing. I think the usage was acceptable. (If we must nitpick, think of it this way: we read articles like this out of a ghoulish attraction to sensationalized danger- HORROR! IN YOUR OWN BACKYARD!- we delight in it. I think in that sense, it's not…

I thought the Challenger clip was a bit of a tempest in a teapot; it was a national tragedy that everyone who remembers the day was affected by, and the song itself is about seizing the moment because you will, inevitably, lose the moment if you don't. A universal idea. So that one, I could let slide.

But I just don't…

Maybe Tina's got a sense of humor about it (maybe?? hard to imagine...), but beyond that.... what the hell is this saying to young girls? I just...... eh. I'm really not feeling it. I think it's appalling. And the song is mediocre. (The rest of the album however has been on repeat for the last month- my roommates want…

Seriously, can we talk about this 'eat the cake, Anna Mae' lyric?

I keep imagining Tina Turner watching from home, thinking 'what is THIS fuckery?'

Stephen Geoffreys' gay porn.

'...but "I'm sorry you were offended " is a shitty replacement for "I'm sorry I did something offensive." Actually, it's not really a replacement at all.'

How is saying 'I am sorry if I offended anyone with my use of the N-word' different from saying 'I'm sorry I did something offensive'? Exactly the same thing.

Reading…

As I understand it though, paying off credit cards entirely- to a zero balance- is deleterious to your FICO score. Isn't part of the score an assessment of how good a consumer you are? About 10 years ago (maybe things have changed?), I got very serious about improving my FICO score because I wanted to buy a house. And…

Well alright Miss Apple Spokesperson, but that sounds like a steaming pile of bullshit to me.

I have never understood why there even IS a portrait mode. What's the point? It's like looking through a keyhole.

'The Costume Institute at the Metropolitan Museum of Art announced Tuesday that they're renaming the space its exhibits live in the Anna Wintour Costume Center.'

Broken sentence is broken.

Too much hanging around Marilyn Manson.

Glitter is the herpes of the craft world.

Painful.

Saints preserve us, that's a foxy man. I need a cigarette.