Futurama’s the GOAT, just sayin

Is there no one left in entertainment that isn’t a ginormo-gantuan piece of shit?

Did you just diss Hidden Valley Ranch saying it lacks, referring to the brand that literally INVENTED RANCH DRESSING? Sure it’s owned by a corporate conglomerate now, but c’mon, they invented the stuff, don’t act like you’re somehow above it.

Good food writing inspires people to be more ambitious in their culinary choices, without shaming them. Bad food writing comes across as boasting about your own refined palate. This is bad food writing.

“Big O”, huh? Seems to me it needs a theme....

You must take a moment to appreciate the gestalt of the bowl. Observe the oil glistening on the top of the broth, like jewels. Allow your eyes to rest on the meat, before moving it to the side, with an expression that says, “I will be meeting you later.”

Google Playground

They’re half right. It’s history AND hate. Put the slave flag in a museum along with the old iron slave manacles and slave posters. You want to celebrate your Southern heritage? Fry up a biscuit. No hate in a good biscuit.

Can we have Sid Meier's Space Pirates?

Protip:

I went for Kurt Russell as Jack Burton

Attack on Tennessee Titans

After cooling down overnight, please accept my apologies for the curse filled rant. Obviously this is a very personal subject to me, but my response should have been much more even handed and appropriate.

The problem, a lot of people DO think its OK for them to do it. After all, its just a relatively minor convenience, and they totally deserve it right? I won't get into what can actually happen once a child enters the CPS system (and this can happen anytime CPS is involved... you are talking about the oft-flawed…