Thank you. This is a no frills, straight to the point introduction which would have been a great background opening statement.

...did you just say that the Wii barely sold at all?

As much as i like it i think the biggest issue has been the classics. They promised PS1, PS2 and PS3 classics and barely given us anything. I was hoping to play some truly legendary PS1 classic, and instead we got 1 or 2 decent games, a few no one gives a damn about an thats it. Give us big names. Vagrant Story,…

And I feel like Kojima would have ridden a horse out onto a road that he knew Abe would be driving down later, wait for the horse to poop in just the right spot, hide nearby, wait for Abe’s car to run over the poop and spin out due to a sudden loss of traction, and finally attach a gigantic balloon to the car and…

He would have distracted Abe with a dirty magazine. 

Be sure... to drink... your Ovaltine?

Wait until Lebron and Godzilla are thrown in the mix

Who the fuck is cutting onions in here?

And then Disney buys Microsoft.  And then Amazon buys Disney.  And then the Vogons demolish the Earth to make way for a hyperspace bypass.

That plane fight is totally unrealistic, everyone knows you can’t climb things that aren’t yellow! It’s science!

And, if it's anything like real life, he ran out of hard drive space six weeks ago and hasn't noticed yet.

THANK YOU FORMER EMPLOYEES!

Who DID kill Tom Nook though?

It kinda looks cheesy, but it also looks very Robert Rodriguez stylized. The only good Hollywood anime adaptation, in my opinion, is Speed Racer, so if this is taking a page from that and making everything overly stylized, then that could be cool.

They’re all funny and I don’t care what anybody else thinks.

Wait so can Quailman join the Avengers?

Saying youve had 2 mainline single player FF games since 2009 is pretty wildly disingenuous. 13 2 and 3 should definitely be counted, at a minimum.

I don’t Matt Mercer would mind. 

He wasn’t just in charge, he is also one of them.

There are dozens of us! No, but seriously I bought mine Day 1, still use it almost daily. I own 5 and a Vita TV and have taken to buying broken ones, fixing, and selling them as well to keep these things from the landfill!