Whaaaa? If anyone needs to know "How to Survive a Vampire Attack" it's the girls, not the boys.

I also grew up poor and feel you on that. I don't *ever* want to owe someone something. I always avoid men who buy me drinks. I mean, free things are awesome but I will never get back those minutes of talking to a weirdo.

YeS. Oh yes.

So many screencaps of Buffy, yay!

Word. I disliked that love story quite a bit. It was "Oh, let me ramble on about how a slave saved my brother" and then "ZOMG I'm like totes in luv with you. Forget about that bridge chick."

hahahaha oh my gosh, yesss!

My perspective on how the conversation went:

*snort* I totally do that too, and exactly 5 seconds before I saw your post, I just deleted someone!

Was Ryan...chewing gum while he was kissing her?

Thank you thank you thank you. I co-sign on everything you wrote.

My only explanation for this drivel composed of seemingly random words and phrases, with a pinch of offensive anti-religious language, is that it is Sunday and Doug must be hungover.

Agreed, I am so confused.

Oh my goddess, thank you. I love art with a passion but modern art? BLAH. No me gusta. I just learned about Olitski the other day with a friend and could not understand why huge canvasses of colorful blurs= art.

Ohhhhhhhhhh! That makes sense, too! Y'all are smarties. Thanks! :)

*snicker* Right on. I've always gotten that impression as well.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh, ha, I thought it was the shortening of something. My geography self immediately thought it was connected to the 'stans' of Eastern Europe, i.e. Afghanistan, Khazakstan, etc. Thanks!

Oh really? Hmm :/ That is lame.

Serious? Oh comics, yous so crazy.

wait...what?

THANK YOU for pointing this out :)