I know some people have complained about how much love Inside Amy Schumer gets from Jezebel but, as someone who doesn’t have cable, please accept my wholehearted gratitude for posting her clips! The woman is a genius and I love that Jezebel is giving her the shout outs she deserves.

If you need more grasps, she has also said on Twitter that Louis is an “old friend” and named him as one of her favorite comedians any number of times (all since the divorce) over the years. Also, she chewed out the writer of that Death and Taxes article on Twitter and blasted him for his “untrue” piece.

This is a really genuine “celebs, they’re just like us!” thing for my family. Parents can be normal, stable, and generally considered to be good, chill peeps... and still produce a Chet Haze, or in our case, my cousin, a black hole of swirling narcissism from which no light can escape. Quote from my aunt: “Poor Tom…

No, I thought about the timeline thing, too. It’s odd. I could also be straw graspin’, but I have a friend who’s worked with C.K. for many years, and he (the friend) is such a kind, thoughtful man that I just have a really hard time believing that he would so closely associate himself with someone who’d behave this…

They have Colin to balance him out.

And it was really fucked up, and this person was married. So it was not good, and so I hold a lot of resentment.

Can you even imagine how horrific it would be to bone Bobby Flay? Just think about it.

That cheater banner is like what most every person whose ever been cheated on WANTS to do but so few have the budget. Well-played.

hahahha Stephanie March. Props. That is hilarious.

But, but, we didn’t know she wore a head scarf - and would be unwilling not to wear it - for religious reasons! We swear we didn’t know it had anything to do with a deeply held religious belief!

Antonin Scalia: The...voice of reason?

I feel funny inside.

And so Thomas pulls slightly ahead the neck-and-neck race to be THE WORST.

It must be noted that Clarence Thomas was the 1 in the 8-1 vote in a case that Scalia said was “really easy.”

I like “pro-forced birth,” personally, or “anti-woman.” “Anti-choice” really doesn’t get to the horror of what these people are supporting.

Christian does not instantly equate pro life....

It really bothers me how much the issue of manspreading is taking away from other critical feminist issues like how much I should judge other women for shaving their pubes.

I love spreads. Cheese spreads. Dessert spreads.

Madeline, this is not the kind of hate I’m used to in America.

They don’t have to like each other. But it’s their job as actors to make us believe it.

Actually, no, they haven’t done their jobs. A huge part of the appeal of the early seasons of The Good Wife was Kalinda, a complex and kick-ass female character AND her relationship with Alicia. Once the feud began (I think we can drop the “alleged” at this point), they stopped doing scenes together. Considering…