• Why do people keep asking Noel Gallagher what he thinks about things? [E! Online]

It's okay, Brit, You know what they say, better an extensional crisis than an existential one.

I mean, they think the Bible is actually written by god so....constitutional fundamentalism is not that far off

Neither does he

I never get this argument. "What would the framers think?"

My dad's a super conservative and he can't even complain about Obamacare anymore because he has family members who are directly are directly benefitting from the Medicaid expansion (me!)

it was tough to prove what the framers would have made of the overhaul the modern health-care marketplace

Ugh.

If they only quoted famous people who had happy marriages they would be limited to, like, Jimmy Carter, and he's never said anything quotable in his life. Nabokov had a good marriage, right? Maybe they could find a super romantic quote from Lolita.

Up next: Inspirational quotes on marriage by F. Scott Fitzgerald.*

The Knot was so overwhelming to me that I'm eloping. Well, The Knot certainly didn't help my anxiety about planning a wedding and the costs associated with a wedding. Their tips to cut costs were things I wasn't planning on doing anyway (Don't use colored linens, use what the venue has! Do a beer and wine bar only!…

So this Paul Newman quote probably sums up love and marriage?

But you can use The Knot 5 times to plan your 5 weddings! (I'm a wedding photographer.)

Me too! I really thought "no one young likes this shit, right?" And blam. There it is. Not that fashion shows necessarily reflect reality, but still. That $40B a year fur trade figure certainly is reality.

I incorrectly thought real fur was going to become a relic.

I think that is the key - you really have to COMMIT to the song. I now do a spirited Grease medley, followed by a "Wheels on the Bus" that is full of hand gestures, and I finish with the chicken dance. It's a very popular performance in my house. :-)

Relevant: I don't want to go into aaaaaallll the details, but at a recent wedding my husband and I got into a fight over someone to dancing to Shake it Off without someone else, while said someone else was in the bathroom de-bourboning her hair and bridesmaid's dress after someone who may or may not have been said…

Hell, Kelly has said things that were at least as bad as Juliana's comment, if not worse. I have to admit that Kelly taking her ball and going home strikes me as more than a little disingenuous given her own history on that same show.

Go on...

You're right about Kelly. Joan has said offensive things that were ten times worse than anything Giuliana has said. She's just using this as an excuse to leave.