Was JUST about to say this! Although in my relationship it's "Seriously you don't want lipglass all over your lips, you tried that once and you were pissed for 20+ minutes"

I snorted spaghetti up my nose reading this one. It perfectly encapsulates the inanity of those statuses.

I don't know anything about her at all and never really questioned her genuineness (it's a word now), but this comment is cracking me up because I do know that 3rd most annoying person in my Facebook feed.

I can't be the only person not surprised by this. Amber Rose seems like the famous version of the third most annoying person in your Facebook feed — the one who's all "Hubby got a water from the gas station and got one for me too #thoughtful #blessed #keeper #truelove" fourteen times a day. Hashtag protests too much.

Jeez lady, just let it go.

This novel tacitily and expressly addresses Eduardo as a salient recipient of her reflections.

Do you wanna take this summons?

Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard's new commercial is one of my favorite things on TV. I just want to go hang out with them.

Autoplay videos make Jesus sad =/

what is it like having your every day work conversations being about triboobs and poop and butts? is it wonderful? surreal?

GODDAMNIT.

Actually, I think they're Chanel :/

I love brunch and really most short-order breakfast menus. That said, eggs benedict are much harder to eat after reading Kitchen Confidential. Damn you Anthony!

I'm shaming him because is upstate New York (which is where he's moving) really more racially diverse than NYC?

Brunch is my favorite meal. If you do it right, it stretches into afternoon drinks and dinner. And thanks for recommending Boulton & Watt - next time I'm in NYC will definitely drop by because cheese grits and gin-mimosas, are you effing kidding me, I need it NOW.

I'm a brown girl and the brunch at Five Leaves in Greenpoint is something that I bring up in conversation more than is socially acceptable because it is something that I think about often.

I'm an unapologetic brown girl and brunch is the best. Anything that involves eggs and alcohol, honestly.

Dating Chris Martin I can understand. But knowing all the lyrics to Coldplay songs? Some things are unforgivable....

The Martin Lawrence pairing really bums me out for some reason, but I can't put my finger on it.