I've always had a crush on Gary Oldman, but he may have just killed my ladyboner. RIP PRECIOUS LADYWOOD. I HARDLY KNEW THEE.

Big Foot is well past the age of adorable and is on the border of the age of surly and obnoxious (she takes day trips there, though) Still there is this: she is hanging backwards off of the couch. Before I can tell her to get off my furniture like that or be banned to the floor she says her current catchphrase which…

Regardless of anything else, I think it's pretty darn awesome when a parent supports their kid in this way.

I think that dress is cute as hell, but I would think if any dress code issues were to be had with it it would be the top half that's problematic and not the bottom half. Also, 1pm? She made it to 1pm and then someone thought to bother with it?? High schools let out at 2:30pm and the last day here at least let out…

On her last freaking day?! Seriously? Yeah yeah, rules are rules, even the arbitrary ones, whatever. It's the girl's last day of high school, and you decide to make a scene over a half inch of skirt-a skirt that's past mid-thigh! Ridiculous.

Blind or not, all dogs are ecstatic to see their owners. I leave for 5 minutes and mine must think I left for a war overseas for years, writing letters home every week about my days in the trenches. And finally, after the powers that would suffocate the rights and freedoms of their people were toppled, I came back…

This got me thinking about prescription glasses for dogs and now I don't know what to think

http://www.warbybarker.com/optical/

another victory for Team Dog.

Cataract surgery is amazing. I had a bulldog who developed cataracts in both eyes fairly quickly and she was traumatized. She was terrified to walk up or down the many stairs in our house and was just so sad. The vet did not know the cause, but she was not too old for surgery, so we found a veterinary ophthalmologist…

That fabric looks pretty weighty, I'd bet she's banking on the weight of the fabric to curtain that cooter.

Ugh, yes. I hate the phrase 'we're pregnant'. Just say 'we're going to have a baby' or something.

Me thinks he's one who actually had a hand in raising his kids instead of being a distant father type man. That's the impression I get from most politician photo ops their face always seems to say "A baby? What the hell do I do with this?"

I only started watching her show this Spring, and I'm now basically in love with her. I usually like my TV with strong female leads, and I felt weird about her character's vapidity . . . But the show is funny and race is discussed. And, yeah, Kaling is into pop culture. I open some of the Jezebel articles about some…

Nobody HAS to convince you this is okay, you fucking narcissist. This has NOTHING to do with you. Nobody gives a shit what you would do in this instance because IT'S NOT YOU. What you think about "dignity" is completely and utterly meaningless — what if this was in her will? What if the deceased WANTED this? Instead,…

What are you even...

I really liked the last one. Looking forward to this.

This is EVERYTHING. I'm so inspired by this. This has expanded my thought process for what I can use as monologues for auditions.

Harrison Ford: I love you lots and I've always dug that gruff exterior thing you got going on. But it's time for some tough love from thundercats. The earring. It really has to go.

Ballpark figure. Adjusted to accommodate official boyfriends, extended quasi-romantic-never-explicitly-defined "things," and forgetfulness' margin of error.