Yes! My appreciation of the dreaded fellow may be of a less wholesome nature but let's just say he did not go unnoticed.
Didn't the dreaded fellow getting baby goat kisses just get you like a punch straight to the ovaries?
I know that the reason that I'm unlucky in love is because I didn't forward those couple hundred chain letters I got when I was a tween.
I have a kid with autism, and yes, having something to blame would maybe help, but for fuck's sake I just wish the stupid shit that these famous people say about autism (or god, or anything, really) wouldn't garner such attention. There are so many incredibly important things that should be talked about instead.…
I would renew my enhanced cable package to watch that Lifetime movie.
Cats are okay. A lot of them are assholes, but still better than any asshole human.
Natasha lyonne is the best
Every time I'm like, okay, I'm going to figure this out now and ooh, that's interesting, okay FUCK THIS 90s chat-room design I'm out.
Did someone say, limes?!?
I'm *not* a dog person;; I am majorly a cat person, and even I was thinking, "There's something *wrong* with this dog, this is not normal, right dog behavior."
Yeah that's my pat answer too. "Oh your dog is nice? That's great for you! Mine is a jerk!" Ugh, final rant about this: If you are an owner who regularly lets your dog offleash, your dog is also susceptible to other "nice" dogs who are on-leash becoming aggressive. On leash dogs can have leash aggression and in my…
Yeah my pup is King Asshole. I love him anyway but he doesn't play nice with others (Jack Russell / Italian Greyhound mix...you can imagine). I get super irked about this issue. People treat me like a bad dog owner when my dog freaks out at their off leash dog...we live in front of a park and there are always…
It's not a competition for "Most Aggrieved," dude. I was just saying that yes, it sucks to not have pockets. Most lady jeans and shorts have minuscule pockets, or none at all.
What about the cat? It's roaming free.
Seriously. I fucking hate when people are like "no, my dog's cool, he's just gonna wander around the yard while I tool around in the garage," and then I walk past with my two territorial-as-fuck dogs on leashes and that asshole's dog mosies over to say hello.
I think it depends on what you mean by "a regular basis" and "self-imposed". Is it a "self-imposed" choice if I only choose to sleep with men who either I or my friends know, for safety reasons? Is it self-imposed if a man I'm not attracted to offers and I turn it down? I think this line of thinking for men tends…