And of course, THE PEACH PIT!

I think the next logical step would include those face-melding 'what will YOUR future child look like' portrait competitions. Future Lil' Rugrat might have a chance to win as long as she doesn't get daddy's nose! Here's an example of what Will and Kate's spawn might look like, not factoring in silly things like the…

Your parents sound like my kind of people. We kids grew up cackling at everything on TV - even the stuff we liked! - and I still can't help myself. My son's a lot sweeter than I remember being, so I hope I can teach him to think for himself without making him quite as sardonic as his mom...

This might seem silly but a one-piece might seem "more professional"
for a nanny. Bikinis tend to = sexy for a lot of people. It's silly to worry about and I don't personally agree with it but if your employers happen to see you, it wouldn't hurt.

I am probably that person! That's the advice I give to everyone who is considering a first tattoo!

I want to laugh at this stupid, stupid, stupid girl, but I can't. They grow up to be stupid, stupid, stupid adults, and we've got plenty of those already.

9 out of 10 Andalusian grandmas approve

Mildly off topic but what with Levar Burton here, and that video of Riker sitting down that's been going around, I'm totally jones for some TNG

Though I'm very sorry about your mum's impending surgery, I'm seriously glad you've added some much-needed perspective to this article — and its comment section.

Tracie, are you reading this? THIS is something to feel awful about. Perspective...get some.

That's what I thought this would be about, when I read the headline. Sorry to hear about your mom! Mine went through that when I was three. Parting with the boobs in exchange for your life is a pretty serious tradeoff.

Agreed. My sister just had hers removed at age 40. Enjoy your saggy boobs every bit because deciding on your new tattoo nipples is not fun to contemplate.

I had a double mastectomy 4 days ago. This shit is really hard.

Yeah, my first thought when I started reading this was "oh no, Tracie has cancer?!"

Ah man, so, I just found out a couple of weeks ago that I am pregnant and I read this without even reading what it was about. I was super bummed to find out it was breast feeding, like, really, really bummed. You know why? I am already terrified of my body getting all kinds of fucked up and crazy and I am already…

I'm so sorry to hear that. Sending my best wishes and healing thoughts to your Mom (and you too). Hang in there.

hugs to you and your mom.

Yes, that's what I thought the author was talking about and I had a big sad :-( But then I realized she was kind of rambling about nothing.

That's what I was thinking :(