I just have so many questions...

This is lovely. I would totally wear this.

Oh definitely. In my mind that is a natural reaction. My dog's assholery is totally based out of fear and loss of control (a very messed up rescue from the streets), so if she feels threatened, all bets are off. So I can absolutely see a nice dog on a leash feeling threatened by a dog off leash.

Same here. I love when an off-leash dog comes barrelling up to me when I'm walking Princess Asshole and so I have to scoop her up (30lb dog) while she snarls, snaps and squirms. Meanwhile, the owner is like "OH HE'S NICE! IT'S OKAY!" while I respond, well that's great but this one is NOT NICE.

I was thinking exactly the same thing! I am a big time dog person, and that was scary.

My grandparents would all be a similar age to yours (as I am to you) and I think that these are very circumstantial. Growing up, I was not close with any of my grandparents, my paternal grandmother (who I think I would have been close with) passed away when I was 7, and her husband was not a warm guy. My maternal…

This man looks like a million freaking bucks! Love him so much.

This wig is awesome!

8 year old me would have loved this dress.

Super chic, great hair.

YES YES YES this and Dita (edited to add Sarah Silverman), best looks of the night. This is fashion people!

I feel like Met Gala is your chance to do this...why would you not take it and run with it.

How do I get my breasts to do this? Seriously...how does that happen?

I think she looks pretty meh, BUT THESE SHOES THOUGH.

I actually don't hate this, but I can't figure out why. I think she pulls it off. No like on the chunky shoe though.

YES. Thank you. I thought I just didn't know how to use the internet anymore.

We might be the same person. Was it Graceland? Because that's what did it for me.

I went through a time when I questioned my sexuality not because I was actually a lesbian (or even bi really) but because my mom was constantly telling me how supportive they would be if I was a lesbian. It was pretty hard to convince her that I was just a hardcore feminist, not in fact, a lesbian. Bless her liberal…

Yes! and Frida has the unibrow! So good.

Yes. Thank you. This.

YES. He's totally doing that little bouncy butt baby dance!