I KNOW. I want to be her when I grow up...and then I realize she's 13 years younger than me.

THIS dress looks fabulous. Wear things like this to awards shows and premieres damn it!!

Harumph. I had a bad day...but this AWESOME. Thanks Jezebel.

Daring. Huh, that's one word for it.

Good for her! Seriously, this is the best I've seen her look in public.

Jonathan Storm is a well known jackass. I live in Philadelphia and whenever I read something by him, it's usually directly followed with one of these:

Here's the thing though, John Mayer is a really really good songwriter. He's a TOTAL DICK but he's a really fine musician. I hate it, but it's true!

#FlamingoForever

I'm pretty sure that's one of the blisters I get when I go to weddings because I can't handle shoes like that.

Love this make-up! So pretty!

Flawless. I love everything about this. Even that weird lip color, she totally makes it work.

Seriously. Weeping at my desk. Fucking triumph of humanity right there.

I am wildly attracted to him with this look! It's like when you run into your sexy professor at the coffee shop. Yes, Questlove. A thousand times yes!

Me too! It sounds like we had similar parents. I also wasn't allowed to watch Married with Children for similar reasons. I turned out fine too.

Oh man, click through to that picture of George Lucas's behbeh. It's hilarious. The look on the kids face is priceless and adorable.

I never thought Carson Daly would be the best option in ANY situation, but then this NYE happened.

OMG! Literally my second crush at a very young age (first was Jonathan Frakes in TNG obvi) was the Pirate King! Although I think I was the only small child with a thing for Rex Smith too..

Me on the Birkenstock website- "Oh my God! They're so ugly! I must have them..."

Oh my God! I just loved everything about that! ADORBS.

Dude! They stole my Art History BA thesis title! "Like a Virgin: Representations of Female Saints in Northern Renaissance Art"