My dad has always had an unofficial contest with the neighbors about who's the last one to take them down. My friend has a memory from childhood where she and I were sitting in our living room and my mom came in and said, "Can you help your dad take down the Christmas lights? I want to decorate for Easter."

#winning

I'm in.

Oops, wrong spot.

Yes, thank you. Sometimes the people you love and want to support ask you to do stupid things that you hate. And if you're a good person, you do them.

Thank you for this. I've always suspected this was the case for me and hearing you describe it has solidified that for me. We have similar faces I think, and I've been contemplating a pixie since I was 14 and saw Roman Holiday for the first time.

You should see Moonrise Kingdom. Still Anderson but didn't take itself nearly as seriously.

Me too! Loved it, as a classical music nerd and a lover of Wes Anderson I was so happy. My dad and I went to see it together. He loved it and went home and watched every other Wes Anderson movie. It was adorable.

They don't apply to you. You have to make that clear to him. That would make me more than miffed.

ME TOO! I'm so glad someone else said it, because I didn't want to be creepy.

I know, me too. I dunno, I just feel like things didn't start out so bad. My mom and I used to watch the show in it's very early stages and then at some point things just went horribly wrong. So sad.

This is possibly my favorite gif of all time. I die a little every single time I see it. Amazing.

Right? I was impressed and I didn't think I'd ever have "Snooki" and "impressed" in the same thought.

So both my personal and work email accounts are synced to my phone and sometimes I'm not sure which one I'm looking at for a hot second when it pops up on my phone. But you gotta look at that shit man!

"Cocker Spaniel good looks" is probably the most accurate description of that guy I have heard. These guys make me realize you really do have to be 15 to like boy bands. Sigh.

Seriously! I can't get those deposits back!

Ugh, he doesn't drink? We may not be meant to be together.

Seriously, this is not the NY Times. Stop reading if it offends you so much.

Oh man, trifling is exactly what I've been looking for to describe this. Thank you. She is totally trifling.

Nah dude, I'm right there with ya.