Well then maybe you could help clarify instead of being so condescending. I'm pretty sure this is a legitimate question from someone who wants to learn.

Right!? I also enjoy the Honey Nut Scooters. Which always makes me go "scoot, scoot, scooty, scoot, scoot...heh heh" while I pour my cereal. Mornings are hilarious.

Good thing I only buy the off-brand "Mini Spooners" version of these.

Alternative? Isn't everything at Oberlin "alternative"?

Can someone link me to the scandal Maude refers to?! I am shocked and need to know every detail.

yes, yes, yes.

I agree, with your p.s. But for me it's because I keep remembering her in that Parent Trap remake. Even worse.

I seriously want to go to this party.

Ted Leo is one of my favorite people on Twitter. Well, also in life, but this is about the Twitter. He's totally awesome.

I felt the same way. I thought the styling was cool, but it distracted me from the clothes. When I went back and looked at them for the second time, I loved them. So that's a shame.

SO thankful for my amazing pharmacist when I went to get Plan B. They were phenomenal and were just like, here's what side effects might happen, you'll be fine. It was great.

Last year around Christmas, I was getting a full on blood test pregnancy test (it was a scary time) and the woman did the same thing. The phlebotomist was all, "Would this be your first? Wouldn't that be a nice Christmas present!" I was too shocked to say anything, but in my head was like, "An abortion? No lady, that…

Me too! This is so new... so magical... so totes cray cray.

BUT, BUT, BUT!! Who has such many casual photos guys?!!?!?

Amen fellow New Jersey dweller. Nobody knows the trouble I've seen.

My thoughts exactly.

Your name! Oh my gosh! It's my favorite movie!

I really don't think this was meant to make fun of her. You just can't go around saying that kind of shit. *cough* Jenny McCarthy *cough*

OMG yes.

Christ, I can't decide if you just made me feel better or worse about feeling the EXACT SAME THING.