So it's got a super silly name but MAC's "Haute and Naughty" mascara is like my favorite thing in the world. The only make up I wear on the reg is mascara so it was a big deal for me to find the right one and I am S-O-L-D sold. It's got two options (small brush inside the big one) so you can go with a natural defined…

I remember that! I seriously disliked her and in that moment I was like, Oh my God. She is SO SAD.

That. Is. Awesome. Please post photos.

Sorry for your family's sadness, dogs can be the one thing in your life to make everything okay. Our dog is totally a member of our family and my parents (hilariously) address her that way, "Calm down, your sister is going to take you for a walk!" Yep, the sister would be me.

Gah! So glad you brought this up. These were my favorites as a kid and whenever I hear about kids and dogs, I too get something in my eye thinking about Carl. "Good Dog, Carl" is my fave.

Isn't that actually the point of the article? You have a choice. You can wear literally whatever you want. Strapless or not.

I spend long afternoons at work on this site. She made my future sister-in-law's dress and it was incredible.

Also, I just read Greta's twitter feed because I wanted to verify that's who he was talking about and I'm so mad I have to go for a run. People are awful.

One of the BEST comedians. What a jerk.

I'm so glad this article hit today because Mr. Schlosser and I were just talking about this. Two things I need advice on, and this is an old trope, I love the name Henry for a boy. BUT when I was a kid, we had a dog named Henry. Does this mean I can't name my son Henry? Also, I love the name Emmylou. For two reasons,…

I agree, I really like the name Harrison :)

I book birthday parties, so I can tell about terrible names! In the past 3 months, I have booked birthday parties for a little girl named SoPretty (one word) and a little boy named SoHansom (every time I type it, I have to go back and take the D out because there is no D). This is NOT an urban legend people. I have…

Is what Patton Oswalt said true?! Did I miss that? If so, good for him for calling her out.

I like her. I wouldn't want to like be her friend or anything, but from afar, I enjoy her brassiness.

Yeah dude! I mean, I assume people still do that. Maybe we're weird?

I believe the phrase your looking for is a "rift in the time-space continuum." I asked Will Riker.

Oh man! I know where you live! (okay that sounded way creepy, but I'm from the Phila. area)

omgomgomgomgomgomg. yes.

Yes. Thank you.

I stopped reading this at, "Let's think about about that would go down." Nope. I really don't want to.