I screamed. I did not see it coming at all. I thought it would be their client, or the missing girl.

A sock would be more erotic. A wet unnaturally grey Fruit of the Loom sock that got trapped in the drum of the washing machine, which I pulled out with a rusty wire, would be more erotic.

Yeah but everything inside would probably get cooked like a baked potato. Gotta decide how much you want it.

I call the dead body being either Viola's husband or lover. Four people probably wouldn't be needed to carry a woman but may be required for a man.

Does he put a pasty over his sphincter or does the butt just get 0 coverage?

Well, she was fully clothed and it was a fraction of a second so I imagine they were looking away in those three seconds when the scene happened and passed it without thinking.

Officer Bennett is attending law school to provide a better life for his upcoming baby and how to get his girl out of jail...

Daaaaaaaaaaamn Viola, get you some.

ILU MATT MCGORRY XOXO

Officer McSexy from OITNB looks like a bloated...first year law student nooooooo

She went from possibly sexual/physically assaulting pledges to most likely being in the room with them when they were made to do super annoying things.

So is this more condiments for your total nothing burger?

But now I AM thinking about what to name the 6-week old fetus I aborted... Charlie would have been good. *sleeps at night*

Oh no it's "My sky friend will condemn your soul to burn in hell for all eternity if you do that."

I like to go with sky wizard. ;)

Sorry but there's no intelligent discourse with people whose opinion is "My sky friend told me you shouldn't do that".

Get in line, sister. I'm suing Disney because of that one time I wore a blue dress, and it was kinda cold out.

So since some parents are okay with it, every parent and child should have to deal with it?