Really impressed how a sort of interesting article about loneliness managed to inspire yet another rant about fatphobia.

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I realize that, I still find it really short. Even in the top ten the number drops below 4 min. I also fins the definition to be super hetero and male-centric, but I guess that isn't too much of a surprise.

They are only counting penetrative time. That doesn't count oral, foreplay, afterplay, time to put on a condom, etc. That's a lot of sex time unaccounted for in my opinion. Not all sex is p in v.

I'm so confused. 7 mins is the longest? Is this real life?

Kristen Wiig is only three feet tall?

Religion is not above criticism. A sky god didn't give her a beard, evolution did. SORRYNOTSORRYSOWHYDIDISAYSORRY?

Are you serious with this comment? Organised religion is the basis of all forms of discrimination against women in and throughout the course of history/herstory.

Ew. My friend and her husband do this all of the time and often in front of others. He will say " I raked the yard like you asked so I get some me time later.." (Complete with exaggerated eyebrow waggles and everything!) Also, they have scheduled sex because she hates doing it so much and most of the time she is…

I take a lot of flack for this belief but if you're in a relationship with a same sex partner, you're gay. I think bi-sexuality is a cop out and non-committal. I'm gay and I have had relationships with men but I am definitely not bi. I was just confused and trying very hard not to fully embrace what I am.

Rocks a beard but obviously shapes eyebrows and wears makeup. So... ok to look how god intended you as long as it's the features that you pick and choose? The girl from the Reddit exchange was infinitely better.

This is an odd gif choice considering what we all know Lucille's reaction to this would be.

Slightly off topic, but since you brought it up: I co-sign any and all bashing of any and all invisible sky-gods at all times. And the meaner someone is about it, the more I support it. When the members of Westboro Baptist Church die, I want to picket their funerals and say awful, terrible, reprehensible things…

She can do whatever she want, but she is not physically beautiful, by modern societal standards. She could have had it lasered off...I don't think she deserves any ridicule, but considering it likely she could afford to have to permanently removed, I don't think she really deserves any props for rocking the least…

Wow! And the producers would actually have to step their game up and provide well rounded contestants that met her high standards! Now that I would watch.

I absolutely hate this.

Ooh, I hope there will be a follow-up parenting guide - something along the lines of Fuck Everybody Else's Children: How to Get the Best for Your Special Snowflake, Regardless of the Cost to Society.

Okay this is just me, but I had/have a crazy high sex drive. What kept me from Doing It with everything attached to a penis when I was single was: fear of pregnancy, and fear of rape. I'm super anciently old now, but I remember. I remember.

Ok.. point taken, I admire this lady's courgage. But if she can clip her finger nails, wear glasses to correct her defective vision and brush, bathe and wash to get rid of natural body odors; is it really all that materialistic to get rid of a little facial hair to look more feminine? she is a beautiful woman and she…

Well, no. This shows that there's good stuff on Reddit, which no one was ever disputing. That doesn't make the problematic stuff magically not exist.