“I kind of pooh-poohed the experience stuff when I first got here,” explained one White House official, “But this shit is hard.”

Hillary: It wasn’t me! I was nowhere near it!

It’s mariJUANa, not marijuanA

Only creepier

We were warned.

Yeah I agree, when he called on congress to exterminate the Jews, which is literally what Hitler also said, I thought it was a bridge too far

Ugh...Mike Pence is a Dementor. Just looking at him makes me feel like I’ll never be cheerful again.

He and others have convinced themselves everyone else is just being SO unfair.

All the stars for you.

oh, but we didnt demoralize him, sean - he came to us, quite honestly, without any morals at all.

For the record, when I did Chelsea Clinton’s face (and not for anything remotely as big a deal as a presidential inauguration), I got paid my rate without a scrap of haggle.

My mom voted for Trump because she thought Kellyanne Conway was like a feminist dream. “She did so much! Such an amazing woman!”