My mom voted for Trump because she thought Kellyanne Conway was like a feminist dream. “She did so much! Such an amazing woman!”

8 kids? Readers? Is your name Mallory Pike?

I emailed another cousin (a good one!) when I saw your comment and asked her if she knows what he drives (they live in the same town). She just wrote back and said he had a Hummer (not surprised) for a few years but now he drives an Audi S5. She ended her email with this line: “You won’t believe me but he still has…

A bit off topic, but Alison Sudol, who plays Queenie Goldstein...omg...on a scale of 1 to 10 she’s an 11. Geezuz trying to keep from fucking the side of my seat in the movie theater because I was so attracted to her was tough.

She was. I’m glad she kept getting work as she got older. She was so great as Jack’s awful mom on 30 Rock.

Can we just have a round of appreciation here for the Jezebel writers, who have been ON THIS SHIT like nobody’s business? I am filled with love right now.

I have a dream

I’ll openly admit, I don’t know much about governmental or legal processes. Is Admiral Rogers admitting this a potential precursor to a direct challenge to Trump’s legitimacy? Can anything be done about this? Either way, Admiral Rogers is my hero of the day.

... with an assortment of gold crayons so he can draw on the tablecloth.

This just made me laugh for some reason.

I bet he has his chicken parm cut up for him before it gets to the table.

while i cannot definitively say that, i can say that 60,375,961 of my fellow americans voted for the right to not get any smarter.

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What a shame. This pair would have given us so many quality memes.

Always the Tiffany, never the Ivanka, eh Chris?

I LOVE this. I was shopping in the states (I’m Canadian) i was in Pet Smart (Super Pet, Pet Co?... Can’t remember) and bought the largest Teddy Bear I’ve ever seen with squeaky paws for my rescue pup. I never get tire of watching him drag it around the house even though it’s the sam size as him.

The irony here is so delicious this post could almost be considered Foodspin.

I always thought the “turn someone’s whole body into Adipose” part of that plan was immensely short-sighted. It’s killing the goose that lays the golden egg—if aliens came to Earth and said, “Hey, you can eat anything you want and never gain weight so long as you wear this little necklace that turns your spare fat…

Next thing you know, adipose will be running around the city.