Poor Kellyanne! Y’all have seen this, right? More and more, I realize this is really her life.

Yeah and I loved Kate McKinnons take on the intimidation attempt. “Oh no! Mistresses? Bill how could you? How will I ever go on?

Trump is incapable of dealing with a woman his age on a level playing field when she doesn’t work for him, sleep with him, isn’t in a bikini, and is smart and capable. He just has no idea how to deal with her - so he doesn’t. He attacks Bill, who’s a man. Now he can attack Obama. He is attacking AROUND her because he…

resourceful imo

Does Bernadette Peters never age? I assume she’s got some spooky painting in her attic.

That’s a beautiful statement. Hopefully the fact that she put a human face on the people being threatened stops the hate.

I saw this tweet this morning, that I thought was incredibly accurate:

And yet, the town talks shit about her and her father. Proclaiming it’s not right for a woman to read. What’s so wrong with someone wanting more out of life?

Shorter answer because she dared to point out his hypocrisy. He honestly thinks he’s above any criticism. It’s ridiculous because I can only think of one thing he’s good for

i fucking love to see that mary kate smile. i hope she’s really happy, and ashley too. they were the best, The Row is always gorgeous, and i really get excited when i realize i’ve forgotten about them because they’ve bowed out of the spotlight to just be normal ridiculously rich women.

Sorry Jaden, you need to step up your game. JKR’s kid still has you beat.

Bouquets of freshly sharpened pencils! TTYL, I have to go watch You’ve Got Mail now.

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This is why Marcie Ross became invisible. Nobody remembers her.

I regret I have but one star to give for that frog/scorpion analogy.

It would bring me joy if a bunch of the staffers wind up having to sue him just to get paid, because 1) it would prove that they’re basically the frog in The Frog and The Scorpion, and 2) he’s adept at stringing these things along for years, and in the end they’d get pennies on the dollar (that would probably go to…

legit why i watched fox news for election results in 2012...was NOT disappointed

I’m going to enjoy the night of the election. The rending of garments by Trump supporters will be something to behold.

Seeing that Sesame Street tweet makes me pissed again that Gordon got fired 😡