I saw this tweet this morning, that I thought was incredibly accurate:

And yet, the town talks shit about her and her father. Proclaiming it’s not right for a woman to read. What’s so wrong with someone wanting more out of life?

Shorter answer because she dared to point out his hypocrisy. He honestly thinks he’s above any criticism. It’s ridiculous because I can only think of one thing he’s good for

i fucking love to see that mary kate smile. i hope she’s really happy, and ashley too. they were the best, The Row is always gorgeous, and i really get excited when i realize i’ve forgotten about them because they’ve bowed out of the spotlight to just be normal ridiculously rich women.

Sorry Jaden, you need to step up your game. JKR’s kid still has you beat.

Bouquets of freshly sharpened pencils! TTYL, I have to go watch You’ve Got Mail now.

Yeah. The sparks go off and then you are ready for surgery!

But what are you supposed to do with it then? Do you press it against your anatomy?

Zydrate goes into the gun like a battery.

OMG YES. That year was really weird, though, because there was Invasion on ABC, and similar Surface on NBC and Threshold on CBS. And I think all three only lasted one season. Too much sci fi for the masses at one time.

God dammit indeed, that was a great show

There was a TV show called “Invasion” with William Fichtner that was only on for one season but really started to grab me just before it got cancelled.

I will leave this as a testament of his career.

Unavailable for Comment

This is why Marcie Ross became invisible. Nobody remembers her.

I regret I have but one star to give for that frog/scorpion analogy.

It would bring me joy if a bunch of the staffers wind up having to sue him just to get paid, because 1) it would prove that they’re basically the frog in The Frog and The Scorpion, and 2) he’s adept at stringing these things along for years, and in the end they’d get pennies on the dollar (that would probably go to…

Why can we get this, but not a Paternoster Gang spinoff?

I hope they'll also do living pets. It'd be nice to see your pets inception themselves.