I don’t think it’s nearly that simple. I think she, like a lot of creative and celebrated people, have a complicated relationship with their artistry and their fame. They push it away but want it desperately.

Would a hot dog take him down, too? What a pansy. Real Presidents get taken down by pretzels.

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Starred for referencing a bezoar!

Apparently it’s more like a whale bezoar.

he’s going to do a business

Sure, I’m now sporting a half inch cut on my lip because of my fur-baby.

Wow...Ted Cruz will do anything to have a friend.

I’m an 80 year mystery novelist and I love it. I make it a point to watch Shakespeare adaptations, no matter how far from the source material it is.

Actual footage of dinner in the Cruz household

I maintain that he is a Slytheen in a skin suit aiming to destroy the world and sell it for scrap. Every time I see him on television, I’m waiting for him to unzip his forehead. (It is the only thing that gets me through seeing pictures or video of him.)

I’m usually the one to bring this up, but kudos!

Oh...my...lanta.

I was out with my mom and we parked next to a car with one of these plates (not from NC, but same design) and my mom, a retired ob/gyn with zero fucks who at the time was nursing a nasty upper respiratory infection, coughed all over the door handles.

My husband (from Korea) is here to explain. The mother explains to the happy couple (Chloe is in Korean traditional wedding attire) that she’s sorry she and her husband don’t have a lot of money to help them start their lives together. The groom-to-be says no matter, we can start from the bottom (my husband says he…

Omg I loved that book!!

Say cheese and die.

They might have thought you were too drunk to let you have the car back.