I think the Great Dane did it out of love. Every time the human was in despair at having an unmatched sock, he would note it, and mark it for disappearance. Sadly, it's mate would inevitably show up, and require the same treatment.

Team Cat Headquarters here,

I understand why Obama is indecisive. He's stuck between a rock and a hard place. Fighting ISIS effectively one needs to further arm the Kurds - who obviously have their own territorial ambitions and want to break away from Iraq altogether. This would undoubtedly distabalize neighboring Turkey with their own Kurdish…

When I was in college, I had a basement bedroom in a shared house. The basement was only semi-finished; the main basement adjacent to my room had concrete floors and walls, but was slightly smaller than the footprint of the house, and the walls only went up about 4 or 5 feet, behind which dirt extended another two…

I've never had a raccoon in the house (thank goodness) but I do remember a few years ago, sitting in our den and all three of our cats were lounging together on the back of a sofa. I sort of glanced up at them and thought how sweet they all looked: The orange one, the black and white one, the tortie, the gray...what…

Oh! A piece of candy. Oh! A piece of candy.

Week of August 23rd, 2014

I learned that from the Duggars. Hey, maybe he wants his own reality show! Working title: I Fought the Law and My Balls Won.

Put it in a corner.

I laugh everytime I re-read this.

My grandma's cat and rabbit had litters at the same time, and they would babysit for each other. While the cat was out hunting, the kittens would suckle on the rabbit mommy, and while the rabbit was eating celery, the bunnies would suckle on the cat. The cat ate the neighbor's rabbit and chickens, but of course…

So Pro-lifers, I got something to say, why do you care so much about something that hasn't been born yet, but when a child is born (especially if they're born in a disadvantaged circumstance), you couldn't give a single shit. So much for being "pro-life" by killing doctors, harassing/stalking patients and bombing…

It actually really bothers me that people never treat child performers like children. It has to be absolutely awful for them. How can he ever learn to act like an adult when adults (other than perhaps Usher) around him never really model appropriate adult behavior.
Like I thought Mara Wilson's Cracked article was very…

Sometimes I think I have a friendly ghost living in my house. Other times I think it's just wishful thinking from that one episode of Angel and because I want so badly to think that there's more than blank nothingness after we die. (I don't know what to call myself, an imaginative skeptic? A hopeful cynic? A pragmatic…

That's not scary. The ghost is obviously friendly. It just wanted to hold the cameraman's hand, and even closed the door when asked! Check your corporeal privilege, Mark.

I live in rural Michigan so it's not uncommon to see huge farm equipment driving down the road all over the place. Several years ago, I came up behind a combine who was going even slower than normal. The driver had moved as far to the side of the road as possible but I was wondering why he was going SO slow. I moved…

What gets me about the poster is hat they are relaxing and then going over it with an iron. NO NO NO. In addition to natural black fail, it's hair care fail.

The summer before I went to college I worked at Quiznos. My boss was completely crazy. He had 7 kids, and every morning they would all traipse in, clock-in, GO LIVE THEIR LIVES, then come back at closing and clock-out, so as to get paid for their mere existence. He also stole our tips during lunch hour, had…