Well, as someone who paid for the privilege of seeing Phantom Thread, I can say that when I got to the “twist”, I literally threw my hands up in the air and said, “That’s it? THAT is what this movie is about???”.

So, so good at social media. Has anyone checked on Rubio after that burn? I haven’t seen him since. Someone find him and make sure his face hasn’t melted off.

Warning to adults everywhere. These kids are really smart and really good at the social media, stop screwing with them.

Rubio’s sad broken face during this townhall gives me so much pleasure.

Judges gonna judge.

He has a penis.

Thankyouthankyouthankyou! Seriously, that is my biggest grammatical pet peeve.

Devin is like the CHAD of names...

Yeah all the articles about this seem really judgmental which is really shitty.

I’m not sure why I need to pass judgement on the Tom Brady video. Speaking as a Dad of a 9y/o boy, I love it when he gives me a spontaneous hug or a kiss. I know he’s going to turn into an asshole when he’s a teenager, so I’m enjoying the hugs and kisses all I can.

I have found my calling.

You say that like it’s a curse instead of a benediction. That’s where the heroes went.

I liked this statement very much. This site wouldn’t give her a break if she cured cancer, even on a night when we had what amounted to a fascist rally in the Capitol.

I did research on workplace sexual harassment in law school. I’m hardly an expert, but a lot of my research showed that a reason some victims do not come forward is that they do not actually want to ruin their harasser’s life and get him fired. For some victims, they want a more restorative approach (counselling,…

I saw the statement in Facebook right after it was posted, didn’t even think about the SOTU. I liked the statement, I understood her reasoning and her regret. She makes no bones about the fact that hindsight is 20/20, in fact she devoted one of many paragraphs to that idea.

If she had signed it off, “bless your little heart” it could have been equally southern. Nothing says Fuck You like a nice southern “Well, bless your heart...”

I dunno if pink is a WASP, but as a WASP can confirm that a hand written note is often an excellent equivalent.

I’m a bit surprised Pink didn’t just punch that mother fucker in the face.

One of my most vivid memories of these awards is gonna be Franco straight up body-checking the subject of his performance away from the mic so that he could imitate the guy’s voice one more time.