As a professional musician who has spent half of my life in a practice room learning how to actually play, it always chaps my ass when glorified karaoke singers call themselves musicians. And great, now I sound like Simon Cowell before I’ve even had my coffee.

There are few things more amusing than watching Madonna, a woman who has been a music superstar for 30+ years, when she attempts to play guitar.

He looked like he was reeling. When his family came on stage he could still barely move. It was a beautiful thing to see. The only one who looked at all animated was Tiffany.

Also, if this thing were rigged he’d never have become the nominee.

Remember how many of us were like, “I hope Obama doesn’t get assassinated during his inaugeration.” Well, I wish I could say I am not thinking the same about Clinton. 

He was also, and this is arguably his best role, the guy who says, “Then we will fight in the shade.” in 300.

He’s been nominated for three Oscars for his work in Shame, 12 Years a Slave, and Steve Jobs. He’s certainly not B-list and certainly not a nobody. His recent turn as Macbeth opposite Marion Cotillard was well-received as well.

He is one of the main actors in the current iteration of a several billion dollar movie franchise... He also played Steve Jobs. Hardly qualifies as a b-list nobody.

There are so many more people on our side than these sick fucks who defend him. Remember that. We are here for you (in whatever small way we can be) and you are right to share your story, nobody has power over you.

Also still within a prosecutable timeframe.

If one more person asks why these women are just coming out now, I am going to take a huge period shit in their mouth.

Gloria indeed found the real deal; someone he can’t deny knowing. This is not only groping, harassment, and unwanted sexual attention - but also hiring and workplace discrimination.

This is one of those Picture Worth a Thousand Word moments:

A place where the water flows like wine!

Affluenza kid then. Happy?

I think we all know why.

32 year old Ryan Lochte = just boys being boys

Corporealist!

She’s totally Ravenclaw. Slytherin is bad just for the sake of being bad. Ravenclaw has actual *goals*.

Lol shit like this always cracks me up. Disney is hardly a progressive or liberal icon.