this is his united states of whatever

And I’m like “Whatever...”

I am an XXy woman. I successfully conceived and delivered my child. I have naturally occurring high levels of testosterone. I am also a sofa schlub. There’s no way in hell I or my android pelvis could perform as well as the *LEAST* testosterone laden of the competitors.

They’d check how much of it was bound to her receptors, screen her for known mutations in those same receptors, weigh the hoarseness of her voice, rate the development of her pubic hair and breasts, evaluate her muscles, size her labia, palpate her vagina, and measure her anogenital distance. In other words, they’d…

Suspicion... I also love Cary Grant and they played so beautifully off of eachother in that film

Pedroso came back to their hotel room and found Oliveira there with another Olympic hard body, canoeist Pedro Goncalves.

You know, it was funny watching Rove’s head implode on election night 2012. When he literally got up from his desk, walked into the polling rooms, and started asking everyone how Obama won. And I remember that lady that posted that hour long YouTube video lamenting Obama’s victory and her cursing out Republicans for…

I don’t watch the Super Bowl. I watch the Puppy Bowl.

But then we don’t get to see her do the things!

Good. Superbowl performers don’t get paid. I wouldn’t put on a free show for a shady miserable corporation worth billions either. Wish more people would stop supporting their bullshit.

Left Shark was one of a kind and other backup dancers wish they were him/her.

“Simone Manuel, Wins Gold, Shares Historic Night with Olympics Meme”

Olympics: Simone Manuel shares historic night with some white guy.

When your immediate take on a situation is “she’s a liar; she leaked the tape” and not “holy shit he’s a violent drunken asshole,” that’s what I mean by giving him a pass.

I couldn’t care less if she leaked it. Who gives a shit?! His behaviour, on the other hand, is really scary.

Exactly. The famous, white male gets away with a hell of a lot if he chooses to do so. Women can be the worst about judging other women, too. She’s dealing with an abusive drunk person, but how dare she videotape him!! How dare it be released!!!

I had such a lady crush.

I totally confused Wolf of Wall Street with The Big Short when I read this, so I really thought you were asking which staff member sits in a bath tub and explains things.

Prince Harry marrying Kerry Washington despite Barack Obama being concerned about their dangerous boat wedding.

For shame. This is the most victim blamey piece of nonsense I’ve seen.