Clinton doesn’t know how to work the system, she personifies the system, as in fitting effortless into it, while giving the perception that she would fight for the average citizen’s wellbeing, when she’s only interested in upholding the status quo. I’d pick the guy with the great ideas who might win over the public…

True. I’m not sure if it’s fair to call Sanders unrealistic if she’s posting things even more unlikely. That’s dishonest.

Analog dick pics! OMG

You know, it's really hard just being a shark without all these unrealistic expectations weighing down on me because of how sharks are portrayed in the media. Sometimes I can't deal. Hence, why I ate this dick who couldn't watch where he was swimming.

In a similar but unrelated note, I now bump into men who walk right into my path instead of moving to the side as we pass on narrow sidewalks.

From a local Facebook group:

Not to mention, disciplining your child for having inappropriate boundaries about their body by assaulting their body is fucked up on so many levels.

Yeah, and if that jump rope is one of those leather ones, then you’re dealing with something like a whip.

“Assault” is the correct term for hitting someone with a fucking hockey stick.

Beating your kid with a hockey stick while whipping a jump rope at her is not spanking.

I believe she’s a credible witness.

Somehow Kanye’s latest tweets pushed this whole thing from sad and trashy and kind of gross to high comedy for me.

Proof that as long as the antagonist is a 5'7", 163 pound equipment manager, Blake Griffin will totally stand up for himself.

It’s probably just a harmless sloth.
See the resemblance:

I think Scully’s wig deserved it's own end credit. I was super distracted by it.

I enjoyed this Jia. I also just want to say that I am a feminist and if people started sending me a bunch of sex toys in the mail me and all my feminist friends would be stoked. That shit is expensive.

Normally I’d agree with you, but she was just as bad as anyone in this episode.

I hate that you posted this. Throughout the episode, I was thinking the same thing, even from Joel McHale (I’m a huge fangirl and forgive him easily) but I thought, no, Dana and Fox wouldn’t do that to me. But yeah, everyone was awful. Love them, but they were not giving us their best.

Slightly off topic, but did anyone else find the acting performances in this premier episode to be frankly terrible? Duchovney is so clearly just cashing a paycheck it's ridiculous.