I thought Miranda knew the answer to that name-calling in bed issue. “Honey, would you rather me be here in bed with you calling his name or me being in bed with him calling yours?”

Well, to be fair, I thought he was a raging asshole wayyyy before the election. Both of them, really, so it’s a no-starter for me.

Maybe he’s a piece of shit because he has mental issues or MAYBE he’s a mental case because he’s a piece of shit. Either way, I wish he’d just shut up and go away.

Yeah, and being body searched before they can go into their own spaces. My heart just BREAKS for them.

You’d think. You’d also think that when a customer sends you photos of a freely-bleeding, two-inch long, thru-the-fascia open wound, the least you could do is refund their money. You’d think that.

Funny this should come up now. I’m in the middle of an email argument with Circle E Candles out of Texas. One of their little square candles *exploded* while I was blowing it out, and the glass flew like shrapnel into my my leg, requiring a trip to the doctor and three stitches. Right now, after demanding photographs…

I assume that the rabbit corkscrew has a vibrator attachment?

Assange does double duty as just “A Tool.”

Oh, The Leftovers. That show is so good that it doesn’t even deserve to be on American television.

I held out till Jeremy Carver destroyed 7 seasons of canon in one episode (Taxi Driver), and then it just faded out. I watched and couldn’t tell you what happened last year, even. It’ll never reach the heights of seasons 4, 5, and 6, and now it seems to just be a springboard for conventions and merchandise and stunt…

I feel like I’m about to type #notallmen or something, but the most-feared thing is happening.

Syfy has an unbeaten track record for fucking up classic science fiction. I can’t even hope that this effort will be the exception. *sigh*

Ah yes. Tradition. Star Trek hasn’t traditionally done well on broadcast television. Well, this generation was raised on Star Wars, not The Grapes of Wrath. But if he means that CBS is a dinosaur and its offerings are geared to other dinosaurs, well, then, why doesn’t he just say that.

Just because Omarosa “bowed down” (or whatever they’re calling it now) to Trump doesn’t mean I’m going to.

** intelligent Democrats should realize that the most effective way to fight the Trumpists will be indirectly, through a combination of political and psychological manipulation.**

So, I guess they’re telling us “don’t believe anything you read on Facebook.” That’s the safest way, I guess.

I’m going to keep the “president” part in quotation marks during his entire interminable term. Or maybe “so-called president.”

Well, in a way, we got really lucky with Nixon/Agnew. They both went down within a year of each other. Can we dare hope that it could happen again?

It’ll be fun, but only one of them has the cash to *really* ante up, ya know?

Newt Gingrich, that suppurating pilonidal cyst on the butt of America, just wanted back into the boys’ club. He’ll say or do anything to stay in the spotlight.