I saw the announcement on CNN.com 4 minutes after they posted. I started crying, all alone in my living room. I’ve been a mess all day. I go way, way back with Bowie, having first heard him singing “Suffragette City” at my best friend’s house back in 1972. I was in high school. He had me at ‘wham bam thank you ma’am.’

A witch, Iggy? Is that what you’re going with? A witch? You’re not old enough to be a witch. You haven’t learned enough, and you don’t love Mother Earth enough to do no harm. To my sensibilities. Fancy that, Fancy.

MY EYES! MY EYES!

It seems as if any charitable acts are against the law. Mercy is liable for prosecution. Giving a lunch to a hungry child? FIRED. How about a bench/place to rest for a homeless person? Oh Hell No, we’ve put spikes on the sides of buildings and turned benches into compartmentalized seats. Poor people’s meager…

I’ve always wondered where the rest of her forehead is.

I would ordinarily be unable to help myself and put the little square over Cosby and say “this asshole,” but THIS ASSHOLE who sold herself and her marriage and her self-respect for a cushy-cushy life and turned a blind eye to her lying, asshole husband hurting/raping/drugging/damaging other women. Fuck her. (note:…

This asshole. /macro

I’ve been saying “this asshole” so often these days that I’ve made a macro.

I finally put Supernatural to bed this year. I know, I know. It’s always been just this side of awful, but the eye candy and mute button kept me listlessly tuning in post season five. Then U-verse in my neighborhood dropped the CW in 2013, but I didn’t take the hint and I Hulu’d it. So many reasons to not watch! Bad…

Maybe this has been asked and answered already, but if PP were harvesting baby parts, and now their funding is cut off, wouldn’t there be a market for your aborted baby parts and miscarried fetuses? Wouldn’t this serve capitalism? Would the GOP okay a license or something? Wouldn’t this be the moral, right, republican…

Well, isn’t that just *rich*...

PREACH IT.

“The feminist card.” JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. How ignorantly, bigotedly, misogynistically typical.

I’ve obviously been adulting since I was about nine.

Hear! Hear! I’m funemployed right now, loving the hell out of it, losing weight really fast, too, what with no food in the house. But you know how it is. Due to my unwavering commitment to stealing jobs from men and my wavering social prestige, I’m gonna have to get out there again.

I have daughters and I have a mom. My mom hung up on me in the middle of my trying to gently explain to her that Pres. Obama didn’t really have death panels. 18 months later, she called me like nothing had happened - 18 months! - and didn’t remember hanging up on me. One of my daughters lives here, and I’ve made the…

This asshole.

Self-deprecating.

I hate to be the pedant, but not so much that I won’t point out that it’s “cemeteries,” not “cemetaries.” #nitpicker

I believe that could be a woolgathering sort of coping mechanism, e.g., my mom grabbing dishtowels in a hurricane.