Bitch please.

MORE CAREERS!

She's not hurting anyone and seems to be happy.

But Barbie was an astronaut and a doctor and an executive and a figure skater and a ballerina! She should be raising her intelligence and getting all those degrees and hitting the ice/barre if she really wants to be like Barbie.

Craft services, mostly. (That is the only reason I wanted to get into movies.)

I JUST READ IT FOR THE ARTICLES.

I think many people do believe that fun is all that's happening (which is why joke about Anna Faris).

Ahem.

I just wanted to fit into dELIA*s pants, but then I realized my thighs are wider than my ankles- even at my 16-year-old-thinnest.

The first USA entertainment outlet, perhaps. We've been boycotting paparazzi pics of kids in the UK for decades. If a kid does make it into a picture, his or her face is always pixellated out. (Other than American kids, sadly; you still see outlets like the Daily Mail franchising content from US media, and there's…

I totally wanted to be a dELiA*s model. But then I realized I was not white.

Stockings with open toe sandals, I do not approve.

i will hide behind lower case letters and tell you - i hated rent. hated. walked out at intermission. i wanted the one guy to return his mom's calls and everyone to get a job. i was afraid i would turn into a republican if i stayed til the end.

that morning after we made love

I was hoping someone was going to say this. Plus they both have AMAZEBALLS soundtracks.