(EEEI! Lindy West replied to my post! OK. Be cool, me.)

bahahahaha she wrote "rich kids of instagram" which i didn't even know had been turned into a book

i was generalizing to mean that non-writers, like the jenner sisters, don't actually author their own books, etc. obviously there are a bazillion writers, myself included, who write their own stuff.

Any advice is greatly appreciated=) Unfortunately my parents are scientists so I don't really have any fancy connections for publishing (but if I ever wanted a job in pharmaceuticals I'm pretty much set!). My mom gave my resume to her co-worker's husband who works in publishing. I'm really thankful for that, except I…

Basically every person who isn't famous for writing but writes has a ghost writer. I imagine even public figures like Amanda Knox had a ghost writer. I want to do this. I would love to have someone give me the plot and characters and let me have fun. I can write but I can't come up with a plot to save my life: I'd…

In this case, "no one" was hyperbole meant to refer to public figures. Celebrity tweets and books and political speeches have all seemed suspect to me for a very long time.

well, i wanted to get into publishing and i found the internship listing on bookjobs.com. basically what i learned is that NOBODY writes their own shit, from tweets to books and CEOs to politicians to celebrities. the company i was at was a sort of match.com for writers. we had a database of authors and their…

UGH i used to intern at a ghostwriting firm, i wish i still had my connections so i could find out who ghostwrote that POS

Jesus. Tapdancing. Christ. I got halfway through reading that headline, realized where it was going and was like NOPE NOPE NOPE. And now I've commented without even reading the article because I have to be able to sleep at night, guys, okay?

What are you talking about? You are "followed" by Jezebel, from what I am seeing right now. Relax and please try not to snap. I know the system can be frustrating sometimes, but we're all trying to work with it and the changes. Thank you.

You win. #dollyforever

Side note: I have been ruined by tv. I can't think of the word Doppelganger without thinking of Twin Peaks