For fucks sake woman, just give him a knighthood (or an OBE or something) already, the man is not getting any younger.

Oh I have a lot of these! But my doctors keep telling me I have to focus on this reality and not all the other ones Vodka wants me to talk about.

Can you please give an example of other sorts of alternate dimensions you have envisioned Ms. Rose?

Start your engines! Deadline is reporting that Rupaul's Drag Race has officially been renewed for a seventh season. Shanté, you stay!

Augh!

Donate the ivory to a traveling exhibition on poaching. It could be a whole "Is it work it?" section. Also, establish traveling exhibition on poaching. I will design. You're welcome.

I used to live near his store on the Lower East Side, it was beautiful and he was always inside greeting people warmly.

Um...your reading Jezebel may not be the issue here.

What does he care which websites you read?

WHOOOAAAAAA. You are blowing my mind right now. Art imitating life imitating art imitating life....

This is super sad.

Which is somehow less acceptable than white man-black woman? My gf takes TONS of shit for being in a relationship with me, from friends and family alike. And god and earth know that my parents flipped out when I started dating a black girl (I come from a "Southern Family" aka racist white people family).

If my waiter spent 20 minutes sitting at my table ranting about shit in the world and how awesome he is at waitering instead of bringing me my damn food, he'd probably wind up with a 2 dollar tip.

Maybe Kanye missed the previous celebrity interracial relationships that people didn't give a fuck about. I'd list them, but I'm too busy laying next to my white boo.

Who had mid-February in the "Kayne forgets what he said in January abt not saying anything negative" pool? Congrats. You won the kitty!