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The freebies from Goldman Sachs were probably from an on-hand stash of generic stuff they give out at other corporate and consumer events. Somehow I don't imagine they had 500 logo flash drives available to give out. The sponsorship is more important, anyway.

I'm a programmer/analyst and am always messing up my nails

this...umm...doesn't offend me.

Here's our darling rescue pup, a labrabull (Lab Pitbull X - we think). She's the bestest and cutest dog ever!

Yes they are! This little girl was a shelter kitty, and she's a stinker sometimes but I love her so much.

MOAR! SET ALL THE OLD PROGRAMS TO NEW SONGS! MOAR!

"I can flyyyyyyyy!"

Shelter cats are the bomb too.

Goddamn, you Canadians are so fucking nice!

That's what it sounds like. I was listening to NPR the other day and there was a story about an MIT computer or whatever that randomly generated Shakespeare sonnets. Those were better than this.

Okay, apparently the people at rapgenius are currently working on the poem.

Kismetly … ubiquitously crest fallen
Thrown down to strafe your foothills
…I'll suck the bones pretty.

Completely beside the point, but how pretty is her hair?!