"In Soviet Russia...bathroom"
"In Soviet Russia....elevator"

In an ironic twist, the elevator actually has better bathroom facilities.

Wow, that's exactly how I pictured her.

I think "real people" here prefer the term "differently attractive"

Fashion is very serious.

Does the world need a remake of Thelma and Louise, you may wonder.

A 7ft cat will have already feasted upon your flesh, at about 4ft or so.

Dog: See the crap I have to put up with?

Here's the best argument for Team Dog. At 7 feet tall Freddy is still cute. A 7 foot cat would be terrifying.

True! Thank you for cutting off a bunch of, "Not enough room for those big dogs there," commenters off at the pass.

GDs make good apartment dogs because they are enormous couch potatoes & they are truly gentle giants. They also drink out of the bathroom sink.

The vet hospital I work at does wildlife rehab, and this little guy was blown out of a tree during a hurricane. He was a pink, hairless baby when I took him home, and grew into this fine young man. His name was Sayid.

You gotta love Bernese Mountain Dogs.

I am always SO JEALOUS of people who have animals of different species all mingling together. My dogs always hated cats, my cats always hated rodents, my ferrets killed my bird. How do people introduce these creatures to one another? How do they know it will be okay? My friend runs a rabbit and rat rescue and she is…

I love that she was going to retire… but then did this.