@SparklyJesus: She won't because she does not have any money, spent it all on drugs.

"Perhaps not the most practical way to get a gander at the moon"

Whats wrong with the steam launcher? Why spend all the money replacing a system that works fine?

Wow when they look back on pictures of this in a few year they are going to be like WTF were we thinking.

@ccbweb: haha, it would not make much difference if the article actually did say that the Christmas lights used 1.21 gigawatts and a flux capacitor because the figure is already so ludicrous.

@Abishai: No the generator would be bigger then the house, you would need 125 of these to power 5 mega watts

@klyph: My point is it is not possible to pull enough power at a residence or even average commercial location to create a $686/hour power bill. You would need a small substation to handle this insane of a load.

@keyboard-vomit: It's all BS see my post above, it is not physically possible to pull that much power in a house power drop.

@nimzotech:

I call BS.

... They are just jealous they didn't discover it.

@Loi-B: I just bought one last week, by far the best design I have seen.

She can't get enough of it... MOOORRREEE

But this was found on Earth so how is it alien??

Not so appetizing anymore..

@Peter Ian Betos: haha awesome, he had the best seat in the house, too bad he had to look at the blank TV

"help me track down the Trans"

The question is was that a joke or did that really happen??

You could spend the time working instead of camping out and you would me making far more money then you are saving by wasting a week.

Hi!, okay that is just about all I can think of.