This reminds me a bit of the whole #notallmen bullshit. Hey, #notalls of every persuasion, NO EFFING SHIT not all.

Word to that. I’m the horrific snorer in my own relationship, and I use the opportunity to pamper my GF before bed in whichever room she’s most comfortable for that particular night. We don’t always have to sleep apart (sexy/snuggle nights knock us both out pretty quick, and on other nights she’s usually fine if she…

I don’t understand why so many assholes get to have cooler last names than me :(

Why try to grip the fence? I would think it would be more fun to face the opposite direction and do an assisted leap into the sand at the first sign of thrust.

The same parents who won’t vaccinate their kids will line up for this. Because knowlejj.

Your flight go ok tho? I mean, are you ok? We all worry terribly. Certainly none of us have experienced anything this profane.

Should have tried the AUTOCONFIXTHIS in the DOS setup.

Star for you from a Portlander. Couldn’t have said it better.

Yates 2020

Ah yes, VG sex scenes. You might enjoy Witcher 3. perhaps you recall Witcher 2? And in truth my friends, Witcher 1 had some lovely porn as soft-core illustrations to boot. The original books had some worthy erotica. Honestly, you’re a magic mutant, or you’re out of luck, SAMUS. (Fucking armor junkie)

I simply MUST have this. ESS, BACKSLASH, RGB

I simply MUST have this. ESS, BACKSLASH, RGB

I wish you the strength to heal and the courage to love again.

Thanks for taking the time. The “free speech” and “speech free from responsibility” distinction is something I always appreciate seeing laid out in terms that even the densest and most misinformed of people can’t deny. I’m soooooo weary of those who believe that free speech means the ability to be an asshole and…

Can’t wait to see how he misspells guillotine.

I’m not falling for that again.

Does R.O.B. count? Because that would indeed be purgatory. Infinite purgatory.

I can’t help but think of all the games that always felt impossible to me. I know many other players have beaten them, but knowing that ONE GUY beat them all, including Ninja Gaiden Fucking Three (among others) is pretty impressive to me. And now he plays piano to boot!

My uneducated prediction is that Trump is a patsy. The GOP will let him do all of the awful unconstitutional stuff that they never thought they’d get a chance to do, and when it goes too far (OK too farther), Trump will be scapegoated, and the GOP will make a show of swooping in and making repairs — not too many,…

Another sage reaction from the Goobermensch. I feel like it’s already been four years.

I look just like Buddy Holly if he was saddened...