You never know, doors and corners kid.

Yeah, this is the only article that hints at that. I’ve read 10 other recaps, and it’s obvious that none of them have read the books.

Does R.O.B. count? Because that would indeed be purgatory. Infinite purgatory.

I can’t help but think of all the games that always felt impossible to me. I know many other players have beaten them, but knowing that ONE GUY beat them all, including Ninja Gaiden Fucking Three (among others) is pretty impressive to me. And now he plays piano to boot!

How are they supposed to play the games if they CAN’T EVEN FIT IN THE BUILDING?!!!

They could do that with old DH comics alone

Roll back the counter!

The primary reason to avoid Wendy’s is the food. It hasn’t stopped getting worse. Might be a quality control issue; I do recall really enjoying it like 8 years ago.

I call BULLSHIT. Those are obviously the Klingons with a ‘total reboot’ style Necromonger design.

Well this all looks just terrible, and I’m totally basing that on the forthcoming story and characters, which I’ve already written off as being also terrible based on some cool costumes.

That’s all reasonable, but secretive non-hype until near release has been one of Shankar’s MOs on other stuff, so maybe it’s not too out there?

The morning sun has vanquished the loading wheel.

My modern response to lists like this:

Oh you humans. You’ll find us before you know it! Dont lose hope! Speaking of losing shit, we can’t do carbon stuff—- Eeeyaahhhh... Anyone have any leftover silica packets from your Amazon boxes? We promise tech!!

Has it occurred to anyone that Xavier just works there as a human security system? That was my first thought when I saw the trailer.

OK, that’s funny. Star.

UnSEEEEitt!! Oh YEEaghhh!

My uneducated prediction is that Trump is a patsy. The GOP will let him do all of the awful unconstitutional stuff that they never thought they’d get a chance to do, and when it goes too far (OK too farther), Trump will be scapegoated, and the GOP will make a show of swooping in and making repairs — not too many,…

Another sage reaction from the Goobermensch. I feel like it’s already been four years.

My (amazing) mom got pretty close after a trip to a place with jumpsuits, but yeah, those costumes look like something bought at a convention cosplay booth!