You don’t put lemon in guac anyway unless you don’t have lime. Not having any acid is a huge mistake though; it’s absolutely necessary to cut the heaviness of the avocado.

#notallwater

see: ICE

As my Bubby would say, and I believe this is a loose translation from the old country, “this fucking dipshit”.

Texas did just that back in 2010. It’s now called “Letter Math.”

Give it to a foundation that fights against slavery in diamond mines? Give it to Amnesty international who actively works against violence linked to the diamonds trade?

Worst. Swastika. Ever.

It’s the little decorative swirlies that make it a tad less threatening. Just a tad, because now all we have is a really tacky racist on our hands.

Gosh dangit, kids can’t even racism correctly.

I used to dig Weezer and I’ll still pull out Pinkerton every so often, but the band has NOT aged well and Cuomo has just gotten weirder and weirder. They’ve become this very strange parody of themselves.

Dry shampoo? I can’t solve any of your other problems. Sorry. :(

“The injections turned out to be infection-inducing substances that Cruz-Dilworth sealed with liquid adhesives such as Krazy Glue, prosecutor’s alleged. Six women were hospitalized and one required multiple surgeries.”

a really interesting article for anyone interested:

What we identify as the practice of Yoga is actually quite new.

This will probably get lost in the sea here, but everyone should know about this man - Chris Mintz. He was injured while trying to block the shooter from entering one of the rooms. He ended up with multiple gunshot wounds and two broken legs. How much better would it be if everyone remembered his name instead of the…

Now be fair. It’s been scientifically proven that melanin exhaled through laughter decreases railroad efficiency.

Someone left a pea under her mattress.

Um, I’m okay with MRAs narrowing their chances of marrying/fucking any women at all. This sounds like risk reduction.

“precum pregnant” is one hell of a bummer of a phrase

Like they would know what it looked like. PLEASE FOOLS you can’t even find the clitoris.

She told police that she felt something was ‘not right’ so she removed the scarf and mask, and saw Newland standing there wearing a woolly hat, swimming suit and prosthetic penis.