I'm dating a ripped guy right now because we share similar interests and spend a lot of time goofing off together, but before this I would have described my type as tall, skinny, and Joey Ramone-esque. Just date someone that makes you feel rad. Feel rad anyway, when you're single too, man.

I dress up to fly because I'm covered in tattoos and they'll treat you like a junkie wastoid if you don't.

Does she enjoy the wonderful laxative effect of saltwater?

Oh no! The sanctity of marriage is threatened!

I had an abortion in San Francisco by making an appointment at my regular doctor. It was in the same place I get my annual gynecological exam. The entire idea of an "abortion clinic" is ridiculous. If we had better healthcare in America it wouldn't force low-income people to find cheaper healthcare options. I'm not…

I like being Jewish because of the apathy I feel right now about this.

Well before '41 Germany was in a treaty of non-aggression with Russia, so who knows how far he would have gone given the opportunity. He did dub the Japanese 'honorary Aryans' which is a weird thing.

I pay more for deodorant because I buy it at Whole Foods.

A womb outside of a person will surely grow a monster, like those Russian orphanages where they don't hold the children and the children grow to be sociopaths. But then I'm no doctor and my comment doesn't -really- have anything to do with this scintillating think piece.

they're putting haterade in the drinking water

I live in SF & I have never, ever seen this. Ever.

Oh goodness! Hippies! How EXTREME AND BIZARRE!

Just because you're blonde doesn't mean you look just like Barbie. Maybe try harder. (if possible)

Back in the 50s America was like "RAW FISH: FUCK NO" and now sushi is like our favorite fine dining.

hemp? rice? pea? sacha ichi? cranberry & artichoke? (yes it exists)

He could have been a newer artist. As someone who is covered I can tell you that tattoo artists work at extremely different speeds. Since generally tattoos are by the hour you could also assume that he just wanted to charge you more.

wtf is she talking about, doggie style is unanimously the best. And she didn't even critique 69ing, which is easily the hardest to enjoy.

When I went to Auschwitz there were groups of teen students all taking selfies together, so she was not the first to do it, nor will she be the last. Apparently, she will just receive the most backlash.

People don't feel "warmly" about atheists because it is assumed that you need a God peeking over your shoulder to make sure you live morally, or maybe I'm you need the incentive of not burning in a lake of fire to not be an asshole.

This is similar to when you see tweets and photos from pro-life rallies and you're like "fuuuuuck I swear to God, not all Americans are this dumb. :'("