It looks like liquid hangover in a can. I MUST HAVE IT!

Damn if that canned scotch doesn't look amazing and terrifying all at once.

So, you're supporting Big Crayon then?

Our left. It's "noteworthy" because, compared to the right shark, Lefty seems to just be flailing around wildly. Righty seems to have his shit together, as much as someone in a ridiculous obtrusive shark costume can.

Have you watched the reruns recently. The show really wasn't funny to begin with. We just were more easily amused back in those days

If 40-something me looks like 20-something me, I'll be fucking ecstatic.

You seriously underestimate how many shows there were in the 90s. It was practically 10 human lifespans worth of shows.

Pre-teen me: "Wow, I would totally."

Believe it or not, they were all more or less playing their ages when they show ran. MPG, TAT, and Lark were roughly 15-19 during the run, Mario was 16-20, and Elizabeth was the oldest (17-21). Dustin Diamond was actually younger than his character, just 12-16 during the run. The fact that he was so much younger…

I feel the same way. He was a blight on a show with terrific live performers. However, I really think he found his true calling as a talk show host. He's fantastic.

Actually, the actress who played Lisa is suffering from some mental disorders and, presumably, other health-issues. Not to mention some poor plastic surgery has left her looking.... "rough." So, her not being included had less to do with racism and more to do with her likely not being fit to do the bit. I assume…

On a graph, where the X axis is "Excited" and the Y axis is "scared", where would you plot your emotional coordinates? (sO, sO)?

<thinks of Lisa Turtle joke>

Screech was suspended for violating Bayside's strict Zero-Tolerance policy regarding knives on school grounds.

Holy shit it finally happened. Jimmy was trying to get these guys together since 2009.

#goals

because he gained weight, you see

He gained all the weight/aged for all five of them.

Infrastructure: I dig it.

One thing worth keeping in mind for those Last Person On Earth scenarios is that it'll be a pretty major time commitment if you want to cross oceans, unless you plan on teaching yourself how to fly a plane.

What happens to the Canadian teams (the seven NHL teams, the Raptors, and the Blue Jays) if there's a war between us and Canada?