i am having some really strong emotions, and part of them are from period feels and part are from franzia.

"Ironically, the fact that you would would not talk about skin colour is kind of racist."

Me too. But I'm more this tone.

I don't comment on the physical appearance of someone I don't know because that's fucking rude.

I'm ethnic, too. Ethnically Polish, that is. This is the skin color of my people:

OK...none of it is acceptable (says the so-white-she's-transparent blonde), but Jesus Harrison Christ on a Cracker, this is Rashida Fucking Jones. She's been famous for years. Her father is Quincy Jones. Her mother is Peggy Lipton. The source of her melanin is pretty well-documented.

I'm a black woman and I remember a guest asking me if I was born in Africa because my skin was so dark. I told them I just had gotten back from spending seven days in the Florida sun.

Are we twins? I typically just answer "melanin" and walk away.

Same. I get the "you are SO tan what is your secret?" "Being birthed from a brown lady" is usually my response.

Because if you're the one filling the envelope with glitter and mailing it, YOU ARE ALSO GOING TO HAVE GLITTER ALL OVER YOURSELF AND YOUR HOME. The genius of this service is it allows you to inflict craft herpes on others without being exposed to it yourself.

Next time you are at the store, buy a small little tube of glitter. When you get home pour maybe half of it out on the table, then try to clean it up.

On an unrelated matter, may i have your address?

Somebody will have to start a UN Commision on unexploded Glitter Ordinance.

Glitter doesn't wait for an invitation. Glitter doesn't care about the importance of consent. Glitter goes where it wants, when it wants, whether you like it or not.

Well. This is their response on the FAQ:

28 y/o dude here: I'm all aboard the nope train. But this is the first I've taken time out of my life to discuss this show on the Internet so I guess it worked.

Am I a hopeless fuddy-duddy for refusing to get on Team Salad Tossing? I just...fecal-oral bacterial transmission, you guys. C. diff is no fucking joke.

Me too. I found one once and made the mistake of showing it to my dude, who PROMPTLY seized it from me and now shows it to people when he meets them and says, "this is my girlfriend!"

"Wait for the facts" aka "they are LYING."

Call this a quibble, but I think it's kind of... I don't know; misleading? Odd? To say in parts of the article that this is Claire Huxtable talking. Claire Huxtable is a fictional character. Let's put the onus where it belongs - squarely on Phylicia Rashad, real-life person. Don't make the mistake of conflating the…