Wait, what? What's crunch coat??

They're all like that. Always. It's one of those trainwrecks you can't look away from.

He's like 81. His Twitter feed has been a trainwreck for years. It's highly entertaining and also super embarrassing.

He's your pretty typical octogenarian out-of-touch Republican Senator who will probably be in office until he dies, because Iowa likes to vote in their incumbents forever (see also: Steve King), but by God, his Twitter feed is always a thing to behold. Bless him for trying, but he should really have handed the reigns…

There are pumpkin spice teas. I have tried several. The best is the Pumpkin Harvest whatever by Celestial Seasonings. In my very basic opinion. :)

I think there was one about this evil pet shop too where this girl gets turned into a dog and she finally cures herself but then like at the end they get a dog or something and it's this girl from her class. And the main girl is like o.O and that's the end. Trippy stuff.

I have no respect for those women. None.

YES. I FULLY ENDORSE THIS.

The ruby necklace one, too.

Yes! I think it was the third (?) one that sticks out most in my mind, with (spoilers) the sister who buries her other sister alive out of jealousy and then gets killed by her own father or some such and it's all awful and I was probably too young to be reading those but that's what happens when you are unsupervised…

Oh. Yeah, I suppose that makes sense. I'm from a small town originally and I currently live in a small city, so random hellos are normal. Or at least the head-nod-greeting. It's usually quite polite and not at all threatening. Which, again, is much different than someone yelling at you about your body parts.

Yes! This is exactly what I thought of too.

Saying hello is miles away from yelling "nice tits"...

Hot showers still kind of freak me out a little because of that scene.

THE ART WAS *ALL* OF THE TERROR! The art was what made the books what they were. CREEPY CREEPY CREEEEEEEEEEPY.

The illustrations in the Scary Stories books were creepy as fuck.

I had the same thought! 2D animation 4eva.

BOOK FAIRS!! Those were always the best days of my life.

It'd be pretty badass if they did, though.

Yes, I would too. This book screams YOU WILL NOT LIKE THIS at me.