..................oh, Gurrrl! The stories you could tell! Somebody get TMZ this Wench’s number, posthaste!..........................

I’m from Massachusetts and also differentiate between pantyhose/nylons vs tights, with the former being thin and sheer and the latter being opaque and often thicker. I usually say nylons though because pantyhose sounds so weird and old-fashioned.

Hm. I don’t know. This dress kind of reminds me of a tampon.

I agree with approximately zero of this man’s policies. I thought his inflicting Sarah Palin on all of us was one of the worst political blunders of the last fifty years. I vigorously campaigned against him, and would do so still. But now that we have seen the depths of GOP hypocrisy, and the absolute vacuum of…

A big infusion of cash from the Russians.

“Endangered everyone’s lives”
Being drunk/high is a fair thing to complain about, but sounds like Ms. Gorman is the type of person that wants to “speak to your manager” when you tell her there’s no sales going on.

And considering the manpower that would be needed to track down any of this would far exceed the cost of what was lost, maybe just file an insurance claim and be done with it. God, what an asshole.

Plus, good luck tracking down a bunch of randos who are only tied together by the fact that they happened to be driving one of the most trafficked highways in the country on a Wednesday.

“People know right from wrong and anyone we track down who kept a dollar of this money all be arrested for theft. The time to do the right thing an call us to turn in the money is now, because once we knock on your door, you won’t be able to avoid being arrested.”

Um I know right from wrong and I rightly would have had 200 20s stuffed in my bra pronto. And wrongly maybe a dozen in my buttcrack.

Also, after the WH press corps soiled itself over Michelle Wolf calling Sarah Sanders a liar, Giulani just confirmed that, yes, she’s been lying to them for months. Do you think any of them will call her on it?

It’s hard to imagine that he was once the US Attorney for the SDNY, isn’t it?

GODDAMN. Do I expect this kind of incompetence from our Philanderer In Chief? Of course. Do I expect lies and 9/11 prattle from Giuliani, and little else? Sure I do. But I don’t expect this kind of incompetence from Giuliani. It’s beyond sloppy; it’s like he dove straight for every mud puddle and rolled around in…

Ladies and gentlemen, when the dust settles and we start to see books and films being created about this time in our history I can think of no better filmarkers to capture the sheer brilliance of the Trump team than the Cohen brothers.

I prefer the adventure where Ivanka is eating bologna sandwiches in a federal prison while Jared learns the fine art of mopping while his fellow inmates sing ‘Cinderelly, Cinderelly’.

And is a better actress.

I can totally see Judd as Eowyn, BTW. She even looks more elfin (or elven) than Liv Tyler.

A big star (his name isn’t coming to mind) said Maggie Haberman unfollowed him for continuing to ask that question. You’ll enjoy this, I think

The comparison was quite clearly about ideals and values but the press appears to be either willfully ignorant (this one) or fucking moronic (they’re not all on Fox and Friends so this seems doubtful).