Swedish ghosts make you assemble your own flat-pack coffin before killing you.

A Swedish spokesman added: “Maybe needless to say that the fun in it is overrated. A long night of sitting still, only to then risk getting into trouble with the law.”

15 minutes before closing: “I can’t believe we are doing this. We are legends!’

Bakuna Fatata means no IKEA for the rest of your days.

Throw in some flesh-colored stubble and you’ve got Jeffrey Dahmer.

I wish Trump would make like that tree and leave die.

That poor tree. Killed to make about the ugliest Christmas Tree ever.

I’m surprised his sons weren’t on hand for the tree cutting so they could proudly pose with its lifeless trunk.

These conspiracy nuts are now firmly in control as one of them has been elected president and Trump is going to be feeding them a steady diet of this nuttiness and it’ll bind him even closer to them. When the first mass shooting by a white male takes place under Trump, it’ll be his government telling the American…

This is a canard perpetuated by the gun lobby. They say Obama and other liberals faked Sandy Hook to make guns look bad.

These hoaxers enrage me. To have lost a child in this tragedy then be harassed by these nut jobs is unforgivable. I hope she rots in prison.

So Obama can take our guns.

It’d be really nice if we as a culture would no longer accept apologies after the act as an excuse to not punish for the aforementioned act.

Also, I 110% believe that Trump would call either Don Jr. or Eric “retard.” The little one, I hope not.

exactly, also the apprentice has been on for like over a decade now, I’m sure if such a tape existed, Denton would have made aj daulerio break into NBC to steal the tape like a decade ago.

If they’re under NDAs from a notoriously litigious and vindictive bully, I can see it.

OK, I didn’t see that story ending the way it did, ha. Thought it was going to be a tearjerker. Nope.

I work with an organization providing end-of-life nursing care to people who want to die at home. Last week I was taking care of a 90 or so year old gentleman in his home, had come over here from Ireland in the 80s. Wonderful family, very sweet, the whole scene was pretty perfect. All of his kids had flown in from all…