He looks deeply out of his league.

Oh, I want him to crumble so fucking bad. All due to the pressure, the late night freakouts, having to answer to the public every fucking single day. Knowing that everyone will turn on him, within a blink of an eye. I hope he suffers immensely. He doesn’t have the balls for this job. This isn’t a fucking game of…

“Now, downstairs, in the private library, is the Presidential Handbook. It’s 232 pages long and you need to memorize it verbatim because you WILL be quizzed at random intervals and if you fail a single quiz, you WILL be impeached. It’s on the second shelf of the third bookcase past the second door, eighth book in from…

I know this isn’t a popular opinion here, but atleast Dubya was likeable. Trump is a bigot riddled with personality disorders. And Cheney was straight up Darth Vader, but I seriously doubt he cared about any social issues, whereas Pence wants to do conversion therapy on America’s gay teens.

Exactly. He was probably just thinking of the celebrity aspect and now the weight just dropped on his shoulders and he’s like ...

Praying that Barack fucked with his head and told him a lot of fake shit. He won’t know the difference.

“HALP! I’M IN THE WHITE HOUSE AND I CAN’T GET OUT!

I saw Obama on Jimmy Kimmel joke about how his mobile phone is like one of those toy phones where the apps are just stickers, and he said he was looking forward to having an actual smartphone with all the apps turned on. So I guess not.

Nothing to do with Bill Clinton, KellyAnne. You go ahead and root for the rapist, there’s nothing he can do that will be good for America.

I actually love that take on it. Obama’s like, aright, here’s the quick version of like 100 different massively complex issues we’re juggling right now. [INSERT SUMMARIES OF MAJOR IMPORTANT SHIT USING BIG WORDS] Fortunately the guys down in XYZ agency are really good about getting briefings over here by 3am so you can…

I haven’t heard anything about his Twitter, either. He hasn’t been gloating, has he???? I’ve been so consumed with my grief that I hadn’t thought about that.

You’re tired of the snark? Now? Man you are in the wrong place. There’s at LEAST four more years of this shit. Unless he manages to kill free speech. Then you’ll miss the snark. You’ll beg for snark.

Seriously.

Did you see the picture they chose to tweet of him and his team watching the results come in? He was grimacing. While he was winning.

This is different than other elections. It’s not about accepting an opposing viewpoint and moving on and working with what we’re left with. We can’t abandon core values of equality, love, and peace in the name of getting on with it. To me growing up means taking a stand for what I believe in and against the hateful…

Have you read ANY 20th century history? Have you read about how all the Powers That Be appeased Hitler even as he invaded Poland? There is no “working with” this man. There is only “opposing his every move.”

Grow up? Have you been asleep or ignoring right wing media for the past 8 years, chuckles? I’m rooting for him to be jailed on tax evasion and led out of the Oval Office in handcuffs.

Please accept this baby hugging puppies as my expression of solidarity.

In Trump’s America, sexy immigrants can stay. Even if they violate their visas.