Not for nothing, but have you seen her husband? No way in HELL is she gonna trade down to roll in the hay with Brad Pitt! Yum!

Thank you! I was gonna say, they’re Aussies, they have no issues with cursing.

This is almost a weird admission...she’s not even denying anything. If someone accused me of fucking their SO I’d immediately be declaring I have never done that. She is only saying she loves her man.

“To cheat on your wife is French. To get caught is American.”

Cotillard went on to say that she is still very much in love with her husband, Guillaume Canet and that they’re expecting a second child.

I actually do find the omission of a flat out denial very odd, but I’ve never been a celebrity accused of sleeping with Brad Pitt so it’s hard to say how I’d handle it.

Yes, there is a certain...certain...I-don’t-know-what about those names.

Neither Brad nor jet fuel could melt her panties.

Well... at least your interpretation doesn’t tag Brad as the overlord of an international child sex slavery ring.

Just a guess, but I think the baby is Cotillard’s.

à tous les haters, trolls et consorts

je suis fucking him on the side.

She lost me at “the haters”. It just seems so childish for an adult to use that term.

How exactly does a nine year hit his little sister in the head hard enough to kill her with a blunt object be a accident? That would have to be a pretty hard hit. That leaves out her rape, too. Plus I believe that she was hit more than once.

I swore to god I would never ever buy the New York Post because it’s a garbage publication but this was the cover:

With all the shitshow shit that is going on in the world, I needed this diversion. It is keeping me from believing the apocalypse is coming. I too clapped in glee!

Here:

Right? And the kids have more money for therapy than I do. Wheeeee down the petty rabbit hole

Never not go with Petty